Fun Fun Funny :)

so i don't ever claim to be the funniest person, in fact, sometimes i just don't even get the jokes. however, i love laughing and that normally means some super simple jokes. lucky for me my todd is full of them. upon meeting his dad, at dinner time he had asked me what i loved about todd. the first thing out of my mouth, before i could explain all the wonderful things about him, was his sense of humor. so i thought i'd share some of his infamous jokes. :D

#1. what did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

answer: where's my tractor?

#2. duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any gwapes?" bartender says no. duck says ok and walks out. duck walks into the bar the next day and says "got any gwapes?" the bartender says no and the duck says ok and walks out. the duck walks into the bar the next days and asks "got any gwapes?" the bartender says "look, we don't serve grapes here! ask me again and i'll nail your beak to the bar!" the duck says ok and walks out. the next day the duck walks in and asks "got any nails?" the bartender says "no." the duck says "ok. got any gwapes?"

#3. what's a boomerang that doesn't come back?

answer: a stick

#4. what do you call a deer with no eyes?

answer: no i-deer

#5. polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for "a gin.............and tonic." and the bartender asks the bear "why the big pause?" the polar bear says "i was born with them."

lol true story, i had to read the last joke a couple of times because the first time he told it was in a text. big pause...big paws? haha? i find them funny anyways. hope maybe this added a smile to your day :)
-brittney doll