Fun Fun Funny :)

so i don't ever claim to be the funniest person, in fact, sometimes i just don't even get the jokes. however, i love laughing and that normally means some super simple jokes. lucky for me my todd is full of them. upon meeting his dad, at dinner time he had asked me what i loved about todd. the first thing out of my mouth, before i could explain all the wonderful things about him, was his sense of humor. so i thought i'd share some of his infamous jokes. :D

#1. what did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

answer: where's my tractor?

#2. duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any gwapes?" bartender says no. duck says ok and walks out. duck walks into the bar the next day and says "got any gwapes?" the bartender says no and the duck says ok and walks out. the duck walks into the bar the next days and asks "got any gwapes?" the bartender says "look, we don't serve grapes here! ask me again and i'll nail your beak to the bar!" the duck says ok and walks out. the next day the duck walks in and asks "got any nails?" the bartender says "no." the duck says "ok. got any gwapes?"

#3. what's a boomerang that doesn't come back?

answer: a stick

#4. what do you call a deer with no eyes?

answer: no i-deer

#5. polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for "a gin.............and tonic." and the bartender asks the bear "why the big pause?" the polar bear says "i was born with them."

lol true story, i had to read the last joke a couple of times because the first time he told it was in a text. big pause...big paws? haha? i find them funny anyways. hope maybe this added a smile to your day :)
-brittney doll

I is for Interesting

ok it's been another million years. everything has been crazy lately still. gag. but i ran across a site in 17 mag and it's so super cute! i wanted to share my favorite little online shops today for my 'i' entry. enjoy and share any other cute little sites that you have ran across in the comments box! :D

ps. made the burrito again, this time following the directions and it was yummy in my tummy! haha :)

1. makemechic.com

this is the site i found in seventeen magazine. my internet is messing up :& grr so i haven't been able to check out the rest of the site, as i only found it tonight, but i'm liking their thoughts on cheap but cute! mostly i'm loving the shoes...they specialize in super cute boots haha! when i am rich one day i'll invest in good quality, loubies...until then, i think i'll look around this site a little more and let you know what i order and my happiness level with it

2. 15dollarstore.com

i found this site thanks to michelle phan (wonderful youtube makeup guru). everything is 15 dollars as the name implies. LOL they have a lot of cute junior clothes...that's 3 items for under 50 bucks! plus tax of course

3. fredflare.com

i totally love fredflare. they have the most random, cute things! granted they're no 15 dollar store cost-wise, but i know right now they have a 30% off dealio for the next week-ish. i've gotten the most random gifts from here and people have loved them :) so i can say this one is tried and true

4. forever21.com

this store is hard not to love. it's my favorite store to look for cute cheap items. granted they're not gonna be super good quality, but very trendy. i definitely like the online store because i have enough of their clothes or have tried on enough that i know my size andddd can easily go on and find the really good deals for when i'm in a pinch and still need to shop. haha

5. urbanog.com

so honestly i didn't have a store number 5, but i'm quite serious about my numbers (lol truely) so i searched and searched til i found one that i was willing to put as lucky number 5. this store is super cute. i see it all the time in seventeen mag so i'm happy i finally went to it. haven't checked everything out, but the first thing i look at when i look at a site is the dresses and this one has not expensive cute dresses. i approve. haha

happy hunting,
-brittney doll